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 No Partridge. No Pear Tree. Just Tidings of Great Joy

Okay, it’s that time of the year, so without hesitation, I’ll reveal the Chrome Dome Christmas Wish List that will be delivered to Santa when he gets this week’s Banner in the mail.

In an effort to ignore the politically-correct sector, I decided to put my list in the form of a Christmas song. I hope it brings you tidings of great joy. (Sing to the tune of “12 Days of Christmas”)

 

Chrome Dome Christmas Wish List

On the first day of Christmas,
What I’d like to see,
A year with no one suing CAB.

On the second day of Christmas,
What I’d like to see,
Two KHS football fields,
And a year with no one suing CAB.

On the third day of Christmas,
What I’d like to see,
Three new retail shops,
Two KHS football fields,
And a year with no one suing CAB.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
What I’d like to see,
A fourth sectional title,
Three new retail shops,
Two KHS football fields,
And a year with no one suing CAB.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
What I’d like to see,
Five co-he-sive coun-cil-men,
A fourth sectional title,
Three new retail shops,
Two KHS football fields,
And a year with no one suing CAB.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
What I’d like to see,
Six percent for the teachers,
Five co-he-sive coun-cil-men,
A fourth sectional title,
Three new retail shops,
Two KHS football fields,
And a year with no one suing CAB.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
What I’d like to see,
Seven board members listening,
Six percent for the teachers,
Five co-he-sive coun-cil-men,
A fourth sectional title,
Three new retail shops,
Two KHS football fields,
And a year with no one suing CAB.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
What I’d like to see,
Eight basketball wins,
Seven board members listening,
Six percent for the teachers,
Five co-he-sive coun-cil-men,
A fourth sectional title,
Three new retail shops,
Two KHS football fields,
And a year with no one suing CAB.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
What I’d like to see,
Nine government grants,
Eight basketball wins,
Seven board members listening,
Six percent for the teachers,
Five co-he-sive coun-cil-men,
A fourth sectional title,
Three new retail shops,
Two KHS football fields,
And a year with no one suing CAB.

On the 10th day of Christmas,
What I’d like to see,
10 newly paved streets,
Nine government grants,
Eight basketball wins,
Seven board members listening,
Six percent for the teachers,
Five co-he-sive coun-cil-men,
A fourth sectional title,
Three new retail shops,
Two KHS football fields,
And a year with no one suing CAB.

On the 11th day of Christmas,
What I’d like to see,
11 fewer attorneys,
10 newly paved streets,
Nine government grants,
Eight basketball wins,
Seven board members listening,
Six percent for the teachers,
Five co-he-sive coun-cil-men,
A fourth sectional title,
Three new retail shops,
Two KHS football fields,
And a year with no one suing CAB.

On the 12th day of Christmas,
What I’d like to see,
12 conflict-free months,
11 fewer attorneys,
10 newly-paved streets,
Nine government grants,
Eight basketball wins,
Seven board members listening,
Six percent for the teachers,
Five co-he-sive coun-cil-men,
A fourth sectional title,
Three new retail shops,
Two KHS football fields,
And a year with no one suing CAB.

 

 

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